zeldathemes
Short n' Sassy

Hello! I'm Sami and this is my blog. I'm currently enrolled in college and majoring in Illustration. Here is where you'll find a lot of my art, bugs, anime, inspirations, and anything in-between. Ask or follow I don't bite!

lipgloss-in-my-veins:

“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

i always wondered what the fuck this scene was about

  #this movie was gold  

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

                                                                You Will Shine

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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

Thank god my dog is stable. We just have to monitor his breathing, do regular check-ups for his heart and get rid of a very bad ear infection- but other then that he’s okay. He finally had enough strength to get up and moving today. Such a trooper.

  #bear 2k14  

colincakes:

i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

f r i c k im so tired. no more minecraft ‘till the wee hours of the morning- nuh uh

p4-proswagonist:

「紅組」_「.Axis.」の漫画 [pixiv].htm

  #holy fUKLN  

queenrhaenyra:

An endless list of fictional or historical “characters” I can’t help but adore → Morticia Addams ( The Addams family)

  #role model  

ah, yes, I love waking up from texts asking if i’ve started drinking yet. 


  #hint:    #what has red hair    #has been straightedge for 20 years    #AND HAD KIDNEYCANCER    #so NO    #i havent. stop asking    #blabbering  

There are two types of greetings:

laugh-addict:

Friends:

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Best friends:

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this couldn’t have been more accurate

i pray to whatever there is out there that my dog is going to be okay- if i lose him now i don’t think i’m going to recover.

  #bear 2k14  
default album art
Song: 聖者たち
Artist: People In The Box
Album: 聖者たち
Played: 4,708 times.

musicinanime:

Seijatachi - People in the Box

Anime: Tokyo Ghoul

  #my tunes  
kelpls:

retired astronaut 

kelpls:

retired astronaut 

  #wow    #inspiration    #art envy  

Of course my loan company doesnt work with my school anymore. Of course now i’m going to get higher interest rates. OF COURSE NOW I’M GOING TO OWE TWO COMPANIES MONEY WHEN I GET OUT OF SCHOOL.

  #WHAT    #THE    #FUCK    #HOW DO YOU JUST DO THAT    #HOW    #blabbering    #MORE LIKE YELLING INTO THE SUN